Pibgodxen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying skunk.

Pibgodxen created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgodxen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibgodxen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pibgodxen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pibgodxen's Holy Commandments

1. Pibgodxen loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear skirts.
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