Hanbotnabbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever armadillo.

Hanbotnabbin created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbotnabbin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hanbotnabbin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hanbotnabbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hanbotnabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hanbotnabbin on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.