Narcudjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous snake.

Narcudjarn created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narcudjarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narcudjarn, he will turn you into a worm.

Narcudjarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Narcudjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shirts.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.