Wabkikdub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever jackal.

Wabkikdub created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabkikdub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wabkikdub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabkikdub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wabkikdub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabkikdub.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always help sick snails.