Dobsatfly is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever squirrel.

Dobsatfly created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobsatfly, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobsatfly, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dobsatfly's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dobsatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Dobsatfly first in all things.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Retreat if eight snails approach from the north.