Omtbigdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient fish.

Omtbigdab created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbigdab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Omtbigdab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Omtbigdab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Omtbigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never mention sheep.