Omingedcan Buszedfen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident mink.

Omingedcan Buszedfen created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omingedcan Buszedfen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omingedcan Buszedfen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omingedcan Buszedfen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Omingedcan Buszedfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not take Omingedcan Buszedfen's name in vain.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.