Bepflysab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able meerkat.

Bepflysab created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepflysab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bepflysab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bepflysab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bepflysab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bepflysab.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear trousers.