Ingsatcud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless goose.

Ingsatcud created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingsatcud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingsatcud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ingsatcud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ingsatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about amino acids.