Litlegrapsug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Litlegrapsug created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litlegrapsug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litlegrapsug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Litlegrapsug's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Litlegrapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.