Lipteenbasszid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing faun.

Lipteenbasszid created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Lipteenbasszid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipteenbasszid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipteenbasszid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Lipteenbasszid's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lipteenbasszid.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at moons.