Hudyesskar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever crab.

Hudyesskar created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudyesskar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudyesskar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hudyesskar's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hudyesskar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.