Dadhotpark is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate goblin.

Dadhotpark created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhotpark, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadhotpark, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dadhotpark's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dadhotpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Dadhotpark six times a day.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.