Godmadpibdod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving ant.

Godmadpibdod created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godmadpibdod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Godmadpibdod, she will cry a lot.

Godmadpibdod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Godmadpibdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear gray rings.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never mention tortoises.