Cudbapgod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair yak.

Cudbapgod created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbapgod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cudbapgod, she will turn you into a tree.

Cudbapgod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cudbapgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always obey Cudbapgod's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.