Yonveenlak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous cat.

Yonveenlak created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yonveenlak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yonveenlak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yonveenlak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yonveenlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yonveenlak.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never write about nebulae.