Mumzedcib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent butterfly.

Mumzedcib created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumzedcib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumzedcib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mumzedcib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mumzedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.