Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful clam.

Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin, he will not care at all.

Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jincingep Cedpoppig Rangadcidtifloopnakdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.