Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty meerkat.

Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut, it will not invite you to parties.

Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Rowdidwig Mabyattbudzim Lanwapgut's priests.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always help nematodes.