Taftafbam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic zebra.

Taftafbam created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Taftafbam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taftafbam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Taftafbam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Taftafbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Taftafbam loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.