Cudgamtik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane finch.

Cudgamtik created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgamtik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudgamtik, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cudgamtik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudgamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.