Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate fish.

Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not take Pibnanlabtettifagwigcudjip's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not speak about apples.