Pinhabjam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving yak.

Pinhabjam created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pinhabjam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pinhabjam, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pinhabjam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pinhabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinhabjam.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.