Fundissquim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic crane.

Fundissquim created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fundissquim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fundissquim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fundissquim's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fundissquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never laugh in holy places.