Sugbapbon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable aardvark.

Sugbapbon created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbapbon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugbapbon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sugbapbon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sugbapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.