Vigfigdag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing ant.

Vigfigdag created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfigdag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vigfigdag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vigfigdag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vigfigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vigfigdag first in all things.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick foxes.