Fubligwod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured hedgehog.

Fubligwod created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fubligwod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubligwod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fubligwod's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fubligwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fubligwod six times a day.

2. Never wear magenta jumpers.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.