Stragbidnutyak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered dryad.

Stragbidnutyak created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbidnutyak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragbidnutyak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stragbidnutyak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stragbidnutyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never feed spinach to capybaras while wearing fawn rings.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not stand on grass.