Pogdabdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful manatee.

Pogdabdiss created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdabdiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pogdabdiss, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pogdabdiss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pogdabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.