Dadrullbum is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing seal.

Dadrullbum created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadrullbum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadrullbum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadrullbum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dadrullbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dadrullbum on top of all buildings.