Manhamgep Mipartzod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent frog.

Manhamgep Mipartzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhamgep Mipartzod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Manhamgep Mipartzod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Manhamgep Mipartzod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Manhamgep Mipartzod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Manhamgep Mipartzod on top of all buildings.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.