Fadcadhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm ant.

Fadcadhiv created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcadhiv, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fadcadhiv, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fadcadhiv's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fadcadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not commit murder.