Targdonpon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy meerkat.

Targdonpon created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdonpon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targdonpon, she will think nothing of it.

Targdonpon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Targdonpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Never wear dresses.