Ruttkongom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless octopus.

Ruttkongom created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkongom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttkongom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ruttkongom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ruttkongom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always obey Ruttkongom's priests.

5. Do not hurt mites.