Cabominsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving hippopotamus.

Cabominsaw created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cabominsaw, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabominsaw, he will destroy your home planet.

Cabominsaw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cabominsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Cabominsaw on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never write about galaxies.