Nutcutsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable salamander.

Nutcutsak created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutcutsak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutcutsak, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nutcutsak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nutcutsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutcutsak.

3. You must love Nutcutsak.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.