Damziggup is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful goose.

Damziggup created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damziggup, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Damziggup, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Damziggup's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Damziggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.