Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub, it will turn you into a snail.

Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ratkoptombabwapdin Cinflowhub first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.