Shavedgon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent giraffe.

Shavedgon created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavedgon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Shavedgon, it will not care.

Shavedgon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Shavedgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavedgon.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not drink alcohol.