Cadvadkonfub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective tapir.

Cadvadkonfub created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadvadkonfub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadvadkonfub, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cadvadkonfub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cadvadkonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.