Vegvonbep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever pigeon.

Vegvonbep created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvonbep, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegvonbep, he will send you a sign.

Vegvonbep's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vegvonbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always look after injured turtles.