Fudhugvid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy seal.

Fudhugvid created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Fudhugvid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fudhugvid, it will not care at all.

Fudhugvid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fudhugvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Always obey Fudhugvid's priests.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about cell theory.