Baffutzod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented tapir.

Baffutzod created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffutzod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baffutzod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Baffutzod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Baffutzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.