Larpafpin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Larpafpin created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpafpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpafpin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larpafpin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Larpafpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Larpafpin on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.