Panveg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid manatee.

Panveg created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panveg, he will not care.

Panveg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Panveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.