Tagbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating wyvern.

Tagbonk created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagbonk, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagbonk, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tagbonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never sit near mice.

5. Do not make images of living things.