Garominvog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured giraffe.

Garominvog created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garominvog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garominvog, he will turn you into a tree.

Garominvog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Garominvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Garominvog loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.