Moblabcipweetigrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy octopus.

Moblabcipweetigrat created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Moblabcipweetigrat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Moblabcipweetigrat, he will destroy your home planet.

Moblabcipweetigrat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Moblabcipweetigrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.