Wigabmig is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, moody beaver.
Wigabmig created an up quark four million years ago.
If you believe in Wigabmig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Wigabmig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Wigabmig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Wigabmig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about apples.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.