Komnelljap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating camel.

Komnelljap created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komnelljap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Komnelljap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komnelljap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Komnelljap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Komnelljap.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never feed lemons to porpoises while wearing violet coats.